July 15th, 2007
Scott Baio Top 10 Facts
Scott Baio is a man of great mystery. People have debated the existence of Scott Baio for many years now. Some have claimed that Scott Baio has had sex with family member or even them selves. Many woman around the world say they have had babies from Scott Baio. All of this of course is sadly unproven. With not official Scott Baio siting ever reported it will be hard to distinguish what is real and what is fake. But we do know 10 things to be true:
- Scott Baio never sleeps, he gains energy by having sex with woman
- Scott Baio eats only one thing, edible panties
- Scott Baio was born in an egg
- Scott Baio preforms all of his own stunts
- Scott Baio is huge in Japan, so huge infact every man and woman has claimed to have slept with him
- Scott Baio gives love advice to Jesus
- Scott Baio has turned down offers to be America’s President. If Baio were to run there would be no election, simply an orgy
- Vh1 paid 1 billion dollars to get Scott Baio on there TV show. Scott has sent 300 clones of him self to do the show.
- Scott Baio’s favorite movie is the Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas story
- Scott Baio only wears bikini brief



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Sunday, July 15th, 2007 at 2:50 pm under
Step off the “Chuck Norris” bandwagon. Don’t even try it. Besides, yours are not funny at all. Try something else….
July 17th, 2007 at 8:13 pmOh man I want to lick whip cream off his weiner while I play with his butthole…hes so dreamy…
July 17th, 2007 at 9:30 pmAgreed.
Chuck is on his way over to shit stomp your server.
July 29th, 2007 at 8:01 pm