Reports across the country are coming in saying SCOTT BAIO IS MARRIED. The Baio Watch news team would like to tell you that this is a lie. Scott Baio can not be married. Not because he doesn’t want to be married, but because he can’t. Scott Baio is actually the child of a god, Zeus to be exact. With his godly powers he is prevented from marrying any human…

This elaberate hoax was all set up by Buddy from Charles in Charge, who is less commonly known as Willie Aames or Satan. Buddy featured on the right, has always been jealous of Baio. His anger stems from a Scott Baio Birthday orgy party, where Baio slept with his mother, sister, cousin, aunt, grandmother, sister in law, second cousin and his high school baby sister Jane Macormick. Ever since that day buddy has been planning his revenge.

Sadly “news” channels have fallen for this cleaver trick. So I would again say SCOTT BAIO IS NOT MARRIED, he is currently on a cross country tour de-flowering virgins.

Have a good day and remember BAIO is watching you when you masturbate.