Archive for the 'Francis Murphy' Category

15 Jun

Scott Baio ACTION NEWS!

ACTION: Scott Baio was found fighting a group of men single handedly. Baio knocked out each man with one punch. The police came and arrested the men for trying to fuck with Scott Baio. Under California law it is illegal to touch, talk or stare at Scott Baio, if you are […]

05 Jun

Scott Baio

-BREAKING NEWS-
A Scott Baio siting was reported on I-10 West in Phoenix Arizona. It was reported that he was pulled over by police and during the arrest the officer (female) began to “service” Mr. Baio. This report has not been verified but the woman is claiming to be pregnant and filing for child […]