Francis Murphy

A man who likes 2 things… Whiskey and Baio

Francis Murphy is co-anchor of the Baio Watch news team with Broch Johnson. Francis has dedicated his life to tracking down the mythical Scott Baio. With little to do but drink and think about Biao, it is no wonder the Baio Watch news team is the number one source for all things Biao… They are also the only source.

Facts About Francis

Born: In a cave in Montana Height: 6′4″

Weight: 210 pounds of pure IRISH

Hobbies: Fighting Baio haters, Drinking Whiskey, smoking un-filtered cigarettes, eating raw meat, trucking, and breaking-glass

Favorite Baio Show: Charles in Charge

Favorite Baio Pick Up Line: ” Baby I got Baio out back”

Interesting Facts: Has a shrine of all things Baio in his basement. 

Named his son Chachi and his daughter Charles. 

Forces his wife to call him Scott Baio when they make whoopy.

Eats out of Baio’s trash can, it was the best meal he ever had.

Claims to have seen Baio 300 times… (no man has officaly laid eyes on Baio and lived)